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get a flat tire, make sure he stays in the car while you change the flat. (If
you are a man and do not know how to change a flat, you are a big fat
pussy and are not welcome on farteaters. Seriously, get the fuck out.) The
first time Kenny had a jack drop on him, he was pulling some sort of large
agricultural trailer that sprays pesticides on crops. The large trailer got a
flat, so he went to jack it up. Apparently, he sat down straddling the jack
because the jack slipped off, and the trailer fell on his leg. The Mexican
guy he was working with tried to jack it back up, but he couldn't get the jack
to work, apparently why Kenny was doing it in the first place.
"No problem", says Kenny, "I will just pull it out."
This he did, and then they went to the hospital, where Kenny was told he
would have hip problems for the rest of his life.
But that is not the worst jack story. Another time the truck got a flat in the
same situation, which meant he had to jack up the trailer to change the flat
on the truck. The guy he was with did not know how to change a tire (and
is not welcome on this site) so Kenny had to do it.Being very weary of
where he put his legs, he mistakenly put his finger underneath the jack, and
the trailer dropped on it. Kenny knew the guy he was with did not like the
site of blood, so to protect him, he ripped his finger out, only the entire
finger did not come out. Being courteous, Kenny hid his now deformed
finger in his armpit, and told the guy he needed to go to the hospital.
"That is fine." Said the guy, "But I cannot take you with the flat."
So Kenny had to wrap his finger, and finish changing the tire. Fortunately
he did not lose any more fingers on his second attempt. Here is a pic of
Kenny's hand.
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