Quotes From
People I Know:

    "Whenever I see a kid in a wheelchair it makes me a little sad.  
    Because I always think: Gee, they could have used those same
    wheels to make a bike for a regular kid.  What a waste."
           - Alex A.

    "If the greatest writer of the written word had written that story, no
    one would have believed it!" - Rugby announcer after the Greatest
    Try of All Time

    Spike Mencer, PI: "Old Tollbooth workers never die, they just wish
    they were dead."  

    Chuck Wilson, quite possible the biggest alcoholic ever to go to
    Cal Poly, gets kicked out of Bulls one night for pissing in the middle
    of the place.  Beatty tries to explain to the bouncer that it is not a
    big deal. The bouncer says "It's a fucking lake in here, look at all
    that piss". Beatty replies, "Well, I can shit an island in that lake if
    you'd like". Beatty was kicked out as well.      

    I do not know this guy, but it is a damn funny quote: Brett Kinny
    –1999: "I don't like to show up to class all drunk and shit, so I just
    drive around ‘till I sober up and then go."

    Alex Boufidas, talking about how girls are cool sometimes, but are
    so dependant on males: ".....You know you just can’t have your
    cake and eat it with both hands...."

    John Vilahondreas, commenting on how I cannot get laid, via email:
    “Since guys like us just want to drink and fuck we lose that
    intermediary called conversation, apparently some bitches like
    that.”

    Ross DaSilva to Monica and JJ after their honeymoon in Hawaii:
    "So did you guys do anything?  You know, other than fuck."

    Bowdy Broeker, while volunteering at the wildflower triathlon: "If it
    takes you eight hours to run a fucking triathlon then don't waste
    my time.  Keep your fat ass at home."  

    Pat Kunz, when referring to England ".....where the teeth are bad
    and the women are worse"

    Jeff Dunlap, while on a tour of the London tower, looking at the
    antique guns on display: "Are these the guns that they used when
    you lost that war to that country?"  "What country?"  Jeff, "America".

    When asked if I would like to join my roommates for lunch "I can't.  I
    spent my last ten dollars on a STD test and beer" – I came out
    clean by the way.  On an unrelated topic, anybody have some
    penicillin I can borrow?

    Person who shall remain nameless: "I have snorted more coke off
    hookers tits than you can imagine."

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