We Got A Pooh! 6/5/2005
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			Pooh hit the scank jackpot!
			Pooh's life took a turn for the worst when he realized beer was much better than honey.
	Do you suppose all of these rugby whores are telling their friends?: "Seriously dude, you would not believe the size of this Pooh!"
	*Rugby Whore : 1) (n) rugby player that goes to tournament without a team and "whores" games with teams that need players. 2) (n) any bitch that will sleep with Big John Kunz
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The June Badass of the
month is Pete, aka PDA
(depending on what mood he
is in, that stands for Pete the
Dumb Animal).  Pete planned
our Midnight 7's Vegas Rugby
tournament this past
weekend.  As a result, we
rolled in style, staying at
Terrible's Hotel and Casino
and arriving to the field in the
roomiest of vehicles...a
moving van.  For our last
game PDA dressed up in his
Winnie the Pooh outfit as we
squared off against an
Argentinean side.  After some
excellent kicking into our own
tryzone by a *rugby whore we

picked up, we found ourselves down 12-0.  The Budweisers we had before kickoff finally kicked
in, and we gave the ball to a 17-year-old rugby whore and he scored his first try ever with a
beautiful 60 meter jaunt (I love young whores that can move fast, although usually I prefer 'em
female).  The Argentineans clearly were upset about being beaten by Pooh, so we soon found
ourselves in a bit of a tussle.  The Argenineans fought about as well as they did in the
Falkland Islands so we all came away unscathed (and won by forfeit). We got over it and went
out for the night and I got about as much pussy as that lead singer from Queen used to get.  
This was quite frustrating when you consider the fact that Vegas's motto is "Scanks Are
Welcomed".