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I have not and will not see this movie.  This movie review is done strictly from
viewing the ads for this movie.  Here is the premise they layout in the ad:

Heather Locklear is a single mother that has two daughters, one of them played
by Hilary Duff.  Heather Locklear can't hold down a man and moves to a new city
every time she gets dumped.  Duff tries to find the Perfect Man for her mom in a
new city.

I can suspend my disbelief with the best of 'em, but this has got to be the
dumbest movie premise ever.  Japanese filmmakers come up with more
believable movies than this shit.  They might as well have made Mothra her
boyfriend.

Heather Locklear is continually getting dumped?  If Heather Locklear were
single, she would have to buy a Gatlin gun just to keep the single men (and
married men) in the neighborhood from whacking off on her front lawn.  She
would get wedding proposals left and right just for the chance of pulling off the
ultimate mother-daughter-threesome. That would make a pretty good movie.  
Here would be the ad for my remake of The Perfect Man:

"Heather Locklear is hotter than shit. Her daughter is Hillary Duff, quite possibly
the hottest piece of jailbait ever to walk the earth.  Guys can't resist whacking off
on their front lawn. Together, they must protect their family.  They need.... the
Perfect Gun!"

Cut to Duff and Locklear shooting machine guns off their front porch killing a
bunch of guys trying to whack off on their front lawn.  Duff and Locklear would
of course be topless.

Rename it The Perfect Gun and you got something.  As it stands this movie is
bullshit.

Here is a picture of Heather Locklear's house in my movie remake:
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The Perfect Man
- Movie Commercial Review
- 6/22/05