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9/29/07
especially if you take a lot of shits and work in Congress, Idaho, with George Michael,
or if you are going to an airport in Minnesota. Place it at the bottom of the bathroom
stall while shitting. This should stop your neighbor from stepping on your foot in hopes
of having gay sex with you.
It may also be helpful if you shit with a wide stance, and suffer from restless leg
syndrome while shitting and accidentally foot tap your pooping neighbor.
