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8/8/07 - Bonds and Shawn Merrimen caught using steroids

5/17/07 - Ode to a Once Proud People

4/9/07 - Norton Antivirus will give your computer AIDS

3/1/07 - SUV's versus Minivans

2/11/07 - Big Bird files paternity suit against Anna Nicole Smith

2/11/07 - Pub Golf Results

2/8/07 - SF Mayor Newsome is piece of shit

1/29/07 - Comcast or Direct TV

1/11/07 - Beckham signs with LA (nobody cares)

9/18/07 - Footprints in the Sand (farteaters
version)

8/28/07 - I have Matt's Olympic Club Jacket

9/28/07 - Bathroom place cards for your
pooping safety