Holy crap, and I do mean "holy" crap!  This movie is fucking hilarious.  Watch as moronic and misguided Christians teach their kids to view the world the same way they do.  I don't want to ruin in for you, but watching the adults teach the kids to speak in tongues had me rolling on the floor.   They sound like my roommate Billy on Saturday's after drinking all night.  Another great scene is when Ted Haggard, president of the Evangelical movement at the time, gives advice to one of the kids on preaching.  Soon after this movie, Haggard admitted to having sex with, and buying meth from a gay prostitute.  I pictured him saying, "Well son, first you want the lord to inspire you.  The best way to do so is to have a gay man fuck you from behind after doing some meth while you write out your sermon." The main character in this documentary is a big fat lady who is severely paranoid. I cannot remember her name so I will call her Fat Fuck.  Fat Fuck constantly talks about Muslims and how their kids are being trained to bomb people and carry AK47's so why shouldn't they teach their young kids about evangelism.  So it is wrong for them to brainwash their kids but it is okay for you to do it in response? I do not see the connection, but apparently she does.  I could give a shit whether or not her message is good or bad for the kids, stupid people are going to raise their kids to be stupid, we all know this.  But what I found so funny was how much of an idiot this big fat bitch was.  In one scene Fat Fuck brags about how she uses props to teach kids about Christianity.  She took a toy brain and slapped a sticky hand to it and explained that this shows kids how the bible's message can stick to their brains.  What the fuck? Fat Fuck has a huge ego, as she states at one point that liberals must be shaking in their boots when they see this movie.  If these kids and adults are the people that will be leading the Christian conservative movement in the future, liberals will be laughing in their boots.  Nobody is going to listen to these home schooled kids once they become stupid adults as their social skills are so limited they only have the ability to socialize with other people that believe exactly as they do. Another scary motherfucker in this movie is the Pro-Life dude.   It is wrong to judge a book by its cover, but this guy looks like a pedophile.  No way I would leave my kids at a camp with him as an instructor.  He teaches the kids about why abortion is wrong, and how they need to pray to end it.   Easy for him to say since he never has to worry about impregnating his partners because they are all prepubescent and quite possibly male.  Then, for no explainable reason, he puts red tape over their mouths with the word "Life" written on it.  This is never explained, but he brings the kids to Washington, tapes their mouths again and they have a tiny protest that I assume was to make them feel better about themselves rather than have any affect on actually policies.  I think the tape is so that the kids cannot report him for having sex with them.  Look for him on future To Catch a Predator episodes. This movie would have you believe that these types of nut job Christians are a real problem in America.  I did not think so until I watched a recent Bullshit episode in which they revealed that the federal government spends hundreds of millions of dollars a year on abstinence programs.  In these programs, they actually teach that condoms DO NOT work!!!!  The irony of this is that these abstinence programs, an obvious excuse to push the Christian stance on premarital sex, will only result in more unwanted pregnancies and therefore more abortions (studies show that only 12% of teenagers that take the abstinence pledge actually stick to it).   These people are morons and one of them is our President.  But this movie is great if you like laughing at idiots.

To Movie Reviews

To Home