2005 - PDA
Moore is going to do a documentary on how PDA stole the election
by not allowing black people in Florida to vote. The movie will not
make much sense, have no point, and jump around from subject to
subject. However, the 8 whiny hippies that did not vote for PDA will
go see it because the movie will make them feel better. By the way, I
hate Bush for the same reason that I hate Michael Moore. Neither of
them make any sense and both of them do not know how to use logic
or reason.
Badass of the Year votes:
Congrats to PDA on being the 2005 Farteaters Badass of the Year.
He is truly deserving. In addition to being a Badass in the month of
June (click here), Pete (aka PDA) is a badass throughout the year.
He is the type of guy that will help a friend out, whether it be moving
shit in his truck, grabbing a beer, or kicking someone's ass (maybe
yours if you get his nickname wrong). I have no doubt that if I ever
get arrested again, Pete will help break me out. In addition, he
relentlessly promotes this site resulting in the majority of the 5 or 6
hits I get per day. A story about Pete:
One of our rugby buddies had a kid with Leukemia so Pete dressed
up in a Santa outfit and visited the little guy. While I am sure the site
of PDA in a Santa outfit scared the shit out of the poor kid, the effort
is truly Badass.
Before I get too sappy, I would like to point out that PDA is a fat
fucker and needs to lose some weight or else he is going to have a
Badass heart attack.
December: French Face Transplant Bitch
November: Renee Thomas - Carolina Cheer leading lesbian
October: Josh King - Beats women...in a good way
September: Christine - Bartender with boobies
August: Newman - The Legend
July - USA
June - PDA - Pooh in Vegas
May - Michael Smith - Spit tobacco juice on Jane Fonda
April - Mevin Korlen
March - Lawsuit pending - not allowed to reveal BOTM
February - Wilmer - The first farteaters BOTM - Wilmer tries to
get his wife to flash truckers.
January - Had not started this feature yet.
