| McKay "Motherfucking" Hatch Badass of the Month October 2007 |
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| Note: Fever and I are working on a new website. This story will is on the new site as well as the first Stupid Asshole of the Week. Check out the new site, called The Stupid Asshole Monitor by clicking here: www.tsamonitor.com. 10/26/07 - McKay Hatch is one badass motherfucker! When McKay was in Junior High (last year), he started to get annoyed with his friends frequent use of cuss words. For example, they might say, “Hey McKay you crazy motherfucker, how come your first name sounds like a last name, and your last name sounds like a first name. Shouldn’t it be Hatch McKay instead of McKay Hatch? Oh well, I bet that shit turns the bitches on!” Finally, McKay decided: enough is a cocksucking nuff! I am going to put a stop to this shit. Hatch told his friends that the cussing bothered him, and that if they wanted to stay friends they would have to stop cussing. A few told him to stop being such a stupid cunt and that he should get off his fucking high horse. Others took the challenge and they started the no cussing club. The word spread through the town faster than herpes does when the town slut gets infected. McKay made shirts, started a website, and even made a music video; all on his own without help from his shitty-ass parents I am sure. Word has spread across the nation as he recently appeared on Fox News. Unfortunately, some have not agreed with McKay’s message, as he has received death threats from some crazy motherfuckers that think his message limits their freedom of speech. McKay has practically told these hypocrites to shut the fuck up, as he is using his fucking free speech to tell people they do not have to cuss all the fucking time. It takes some big ass balls to stand up and say, “I am not going to be one of these douchebag pussies that cuss every sentence, and neither should all the rest of you assholes!” Congratulations to McKay Hatch, Badass of the Month for October of 2007. |
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