March 2007 Butch McMacho 70 Year-Old Veteran kills robber with bare hands
Many farteaters readers (PDA, Guido the Meathead, Spike Mencer) emailed me a recent story about a 70-year-old Veteran that killed a mugger in Costa Rica with his bare hands as a suggestion for badass of the month.  Click here for the story. Since he would not release his name to the media, I will just call him Butch McMacho.  ‘Butch’ because studies have shown that 98% of guys named Butch can kick your ass. ‘McMacho’ because I am guessing this guy is Irish, and rumor has it he is the father of Macho Man Randy Savage.  So I guess it should be Butch Savage…ah fuck it, I am sticking with Butch McMacho. Mr. McMacho was in Costa Rica on a tour bus when 3 Costa Rican thugs attempted to rob the bus. McMacho grabbed the first one who was armed with a gun, put him in a headlock, broke his collarbone and the thug eventually passed away from asphyxiation. The other passengers fought off the other two who were armed with knives.  Thanks to Butch McMacho and others, none of the passengers were injured. Congratulations to Butch McMacho, Badass of the Month for March 2007. Side note: The name ‘Butch’ went out of style because the lesbian movement started using it to describe their men.  I don’t see why this would make the name unpopular, it seems to me that naming your kid Butch sends the message that he will kick your ass and eat a lot of pussy.
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