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Pierre Pewpwa
French Cyclist, Tour de France leader
to where the yellow jersey in the Tour de France since they allowed non-
Frenchmen to compete. This comes after Ivan Drago Vinokurov, who was the
favorite to win and in possession of the yellow jersey at the time, was suspended
for using a banned substance. Many Tour favorites have been suspended over
the past two years, with Jan Ulrich, Ivan Basso, and last year’s winner Floyd
Landis (later revoked of his title) all not competing.
This paved the way for Pewpwa, who suffers from being a French man. This
disease, which barely exists outside of France, results in a grown man looking
exactly like a little girl. Researchers estimate that over 30 million French men
suffer from this disorder, while it is essentially unheard of outside of France.
Nobody knows what causes the disorder only that after years of speaking
French, eating French food, and living within the French culture, they begin to
look like little girls, and become big time pussies. The only cure for this disorder
seems to be rugby, which the French are quite good at (video).
Researchers theorize that people from Quebec have not suffered from this
disorder because they play hockey, but some attribute the overflow of mullets in
Quebec to the French culture practiced there.
So congratulations to Pierre on overcoming this vicious disorder, and peddling
your little legs to the yellow jersey of the Tour de France.
wear the yellow jersey
underneath his overalls
while his dad looks on.