February 2007 Badass of the Month Jill Moore – Ware Shoals High School Cheerleading Coach
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This story (click here) reminds me of the South Park episode where Kyle’s
little brother is having sex with his hot kindergarten teacher, and when Kyle
reports it to the police, they just close their eyes and say, “Nice.”

Jill Moore is being charge with giving alcohol and contributing to the
delinquency of a minor.  I say she is being charged with caring too much
about her cheerleaders.  

She did not merely settle for showing the girls how to kick at the same time
and shake their ass a little to tease all the horny dads in attendance.  No!
She got involved in the girls lives.  She showed them how wonderful alcohol
can be.  She also brought two of the cheerleaders to an Army Reserve base
and set up a sex party (this was legal as the consenting age in South
Carolina is 16 – silly rednecks!).  Most coaches would stop at buying their
players alcohol, but Jill made sure her cheerleaders were properly sexed up
as well.

As if that is not badass enough, she also boned one of the upperclassmen
at the school (also legal because he was 16, and well, a guy). To steal a line
from that same South Park episode, “Well tell us where this kid is so we
can give him his luckiest kid in America award.”

If more coaches and teachers were like Jill Moore, male students would do
a lot better in school.  Of course all the female students would end up
pregnant and drunk in a trailer park, but let’s not lose focus on how well the
male students would do!

Congratulations Jill Moore, you are the Farteaters Badass of the Month for
February 2007 and in my humble opinion, the national cheer leading coach
of the year award winner.

Side note: Jill is the second cheerleader from Carolina to be named
badass of the month.  Remember Renee Thomas the November 2005
Badass? Anybody up for a vacation to a Carolina cheer leading camp?