PDA
For Stopping a Hate Crime In WC
4/9/07 - Three boys, whom witnesses said looked to be about 16, were
throttling little Stevie, a 14-year-old freshmen student (age and grade level
also estimated). One was kicking him, while another punched him in the
head. The third alternated between kicking and punching. Little Stevie, a
skinny unassuming kid, was in the fetal position, trying to deflect punches and
kicks by curling up into a ball.
This was all happening on Geary Blvd. in Walnut Creek, on Monday at 3:30
PM. As many of you know, that is a busy road. Cars continued to pass by,
seeing but doing nothing of the beating lending credence to a recent
farteaters.com survey that shows 98% of the population are pussies.
Nobody stopped, that is until a man named PDA drove by in his pick up
truck. It was not the best of days for PDA, and he was in bad mood as a
result. When he saw the ruckus and realized what was happening, he did a
quick U-turn, swerved his truck over and slammed to a stop within five feet of
the beating.
The three attackers turned to see who was getting out, and as big-ass PDA
emerged, he yelled out “What the fuck are you guys doing?” For those of you
that do not know PDA’s voice, try to picture the loudest and deepest voice
you know, and then add a booming affect that has echoed off of many
drinking establishments and popped many patrons’ eardrums.
The three attackers stopped, and PDA advance, ready to beat the shit out of
them. All three shit their pants, as they realized it was their turn to get their
asses kicked. They backed up, and as PDA advanced, one said, “You
cannot hit me, I am only 16.”
Strange how words can bring you back to reality. PDA stopped, and realized
he may get into trouble if this young pussy's dad were the litigious type, so he
settled for the following comment, “And you are lucky for that you little
pussies.”
Stevie ran off, and the kids began yelling racial slurs at him, calling him a
“Crybaby n___r.” Stevie is black.
Men don’t cry, but when you are 14 years old, and just got beat up because of
your race, you get a free pass. I would guess that the three attackers would
have been crying had they taken on PDA.
PDA decided to go check on the kid, and drove off to look for him. He found
him down the road, as another Good Samaritan that saw the incident was
making sure he was okay. The Good Samaritan told PDA what a great guy
he was, and PDA handed Stevie a clean sock to wipe the blood that was
dripping from his head. PDA told the kid, “I know you know who those kids
are. You should report them.”
Indeed, there is no shame in reporting cowards that refused to fight one-on-
one. However Stevie was still shaken, and merely wanted to go home. PDA
asked the other Good Samaritan to give him a ride, and encouraged him to
tell the kids parents what happened so they would report it.
Later in the week PDA contacted a friend in law enforcement and told him of
the incident. The friend is trying to find out if the incident was reported, and if
it was PDA might be a witness to a hate crime.
A side note on the three attackers: What is it with young punks and fighting
with uneven numbers? There is nothing more pussy than fighting someone 2
on 1, and 3 on 1 is entering the domain of chicken-shit-ed-ness on par with
someone like…I don’t know, I cannot even think of someone in pop culture
that is that big of a pussy. I have had my ass kicked a few times, and I will
take those ass whoopings a million times over winning those fights with the
help of one or two friends. These three kids give a bad name to males.
From this point forward, the three attackers are no longer known as boys, but
will be referred to as ‘girls’. They are not allowed in the men’s bathroom, and
revoked of their rights to pee standing up. But they are invited to my house
where I will do my impersonation of Bruce Lee as I kick all their Asses at the
same time. And even if I lose, at least I won't have to squat to pee after it is
all said and done.
Congratulations to PDA, April Badass of the Month for stopping the pathetic
3-on-1 attack on Stevie. Please note that PDA is the first repeat award
winner for Badass of the Month honors, even though his rugby team recently
lost to the Fog, although he did play in his pooh suit (clips on youtube).
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